3:37 pm
Lets be stereotypical
Todays seminar started off being a bit daunting and I personally felt that I would be really bad at the task that was set. We had three statements and for each one we had to think of the stereotypical and be critical towards them. Our first statement was Young Vs Mature (consumers).
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Young
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Mature
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I want to be older than I am
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Talcon Powder
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Daddy’s Little Princess
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I know everything
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It’s hard being perfect
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In my day
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Tantrum Power
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My pension covers this
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Be nice of your not coming to my party
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Time has perfected me
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I didn’t want perfume I wanted a car
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This will make me younger
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My Hollister hoodie is better than your Paul’s Boutique hoodie
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It took 3 husbands to be this sophisticated
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Pink, pink and more pink
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I take myself too seriously
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10 years away from rehab
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I am very classy
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We also did Luxury Vs Economy (The market).
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Luxury
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Economy
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I have money, not taste
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Buy one get one free
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You can’t afford this
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I swear its real
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Need a second mortgage
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Get me in a multi-pack
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Replacement children
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Make me smell employable
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Comes with free botox
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My benefits can’t cover this
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I have money not friends
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You can find me in Primark
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Is there a matching one for my dog
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This will do
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I spray this at peasants
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Eau de shit
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Does it spray on its own
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Need to cover the smell of greggs
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It came with my yacht
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Because I’m worthless
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Our third statement was Local Vs Exotic (Story or Narrative). We found this a bit more difficult but with a few hints and examples we eventually got a list.
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Local
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Exotic
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Why travel, they are all foreign
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I did not get here by Ryan air
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Made it in the garage
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It’s as far as you will get
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Don’t expect sun
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Filmed with a green screen
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As seen on Jeremy Kyle
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STD- Holiday romance
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Who wants tapas when you can have a greggs
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I just need water
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Wet, Green and Smelly
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Tan not included
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100% recycled
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I’m not leaving the hotel
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